Selling your own place

So it's your house.

Maybe a stranger sent us your address. Maybe you found us yourself. Either way you get the same thing: a cash offer on the house exactly as it sits — no repairs, no cleaning, no fees, no strangers walking through your kitchen on a Sunday.

Get a cash offer

on the form, pick “…it's mine, actually”

Offer in
24 hours
Close in
7 days
You pay
Nothing

What we buy

If it has a roof, we'll make an offer.

Even if it doesn't. Whatever shape the house is in, whatever situation you're in — we've bought worse.

  1. Fire damage

    Smoke, char, gutted rooms. We buy the houses other buyers walk out of.

  2. Water & mold

    Burst pipes, flooded basements, black mold behind the drywall. Bring it.

  3. Full of stuff

    Take what you want and leave the rest. We clear out everything else, and we won't comment on any of it.

  4. Inherited & probate

    A house you never asked for, full of someone else's life. We make it simple to let go of.

  5. Code violations

    Open permits, citations, condemned notices. We buy right through them.

  6. Problem tenants

    Non-paying, non-leaving. We buy occupied — tenants and all.

  7. Foundation & structural

    Cracks, sagging floors, settling walls. The scary stuff is our specialty.

  8. Storm damage

    Roof gone, tree in the living room. Sell it exactly as it sits.

  9. Just plain ugly

    Dated, worn out, tired. Ugly is our favorite color.

Not on the list? It's still a yes. The list is just the greatest hits.

The genre

You've seen the type.

Somewhere in your head there's already a house like these. That's the kind we're for.

  • A collapsing wooden farmhouse, its face a patchwork of mismatched boards nailed over every opening, brush grown up to the porch line.

    Exhibit A — plywood, the honest curtain.

  • A tall clapboard house gone dark with rot, shutters hanging loose over broken windows.

    Exhibit B — original condition, aggressively.

  • A small wooden cottage with peeling paint, vines taking the gable and weeds up to the window sills.

    Exhibit C — the yard won.

The math

Cash offer vs. listing it.

An agent is the right call for a pretty house and a patient seller. That's not who we're for.

Comparison pointSelling to usListing with an agent
Time to an offer24 hours30–90 days of showings
Repairs & cleanupNone — we buy as-isYou fix and stage it first
Fees & commission$0~6% + closing costs
ShowingsZeroStrangers, every weekend
Financing riskNone — it's our cashDeals die at the bank
Closing dateYou pick it — 7 days worksThe buyer's lender's timeline
What you leave behindAnything you wantBroom-clean, or else

Selling to us

Time to an offer
24 hours
Repairs & cleanup
None — we buy as-is
Fees & commission
$0
Showings
Zero
Financing risk
None — it's our cash
Closing date
You pick it — 7 days works
What you leave behind
Anything you want

Listing with an agent

Time to an offer
30–90 days of showings
Repairs & cleanup
You fix and stage it first
Fees & commission
~6% + closing costs
Showings
Strangers, every weekend
Financing risk
Deals die at the bank
Closing date
The buyer's lender's timeline
What you leave behind
Broom-clean, or else

How it works

Three steps. None of them is a paintbrush.

No listing, no staging, no open house, no chain of buyers falling through at the bank.

  1. Tell us about the house

    Two minutes online. Address, condition, a few photos if you have them. Be honest — we've seen worse, and nothing you say changes whether we make an offer.

  2. Get a cash offer in 24 hours

    A real number, in writing, no obligation. We buy as-is, so there is nothing to fix, clean, or stage first.

  3. Close in as little as 7 days

    Pick your date. We handle the paperwork, cover typical closing costs, and you walk away with cash.

    Cash at close
  1. Is the offer really free and no-obligation?

    Yes. You get a written cash offer within 24 hours, and you can say no, negotiate, or just think about it for a month. We never charge a fee to make an offer, and we don't do pressure calls.

  2. How do you decide what to offer?

    We start with what the house would be worth fixed up, subtract what the repairs and the reselling will actually cost us, and build our margin in openly. We'll walk you through the math line by line. It's a real number, not a lowball opener.

  3. Do I need to clean out or repair anything?

    No. Take what you want and leave the rest — the furniture, the junk, the whole garage. As-is means we take the house exactly as it stands the day we close.

  4. What condition does the house have to be in?

    Any. Fire, water, mold, foundation problems, code violations, thirty years of stuff. If you can sell it, we can buy it.

  5. Are there any fees or commissions?

    Zero. No agent commission, no service fee, and we cover typical closing costs. The offer we make is the amount you walk away with, minus whatever you still owe on the house.

  6. Someone told you about my house. Should I be worried?

    No, and we'd rather be straight with you about it: we pay people a finder's fee for sending us the address of a house that looks like it needs a buyer. Somebody may well have sent us yours. That's the entire extent of it — they told us an address, they told us nothing about you, and we will never tell you who it was, or them anything about you. You are under no obligation to talk to us at all. If you'd like us to never contact you again, say the word and we'll put the address on a permanent do-not-contact list.

  7. How do I know this is legit?

    Every offer comes in writing, every closing happens at a licensed title company or a real estate attorney's office, and your money comes out of escrow — never a personal check. Ask us anything before you sign. We'd rather lose a deal than rush you.

Sell it as it sits.

Don't clean it. Don't fix it. Don't apologize for it. Tell us where it is and we'll tell you what we'll pay.

Offer in 24 hrs

Written offer · No obligation · We cover typical closing costs